Even Vampires Can’t Suck More Than Taxes Do - Halloween Hoodie
Even vampires can’t suck more than taxes do" brings a spooky yet painfully relatable truth to light: taxes are the ultimate bloodsucker! This hoodie blends classic Halloween imagery with biting (pun intended) commentary on how taxes seem to drain us dry more than any creature of the night ever could. Ideal for anyone who loves mixing humor with frustration over the tax system, this hoodie is perfect for cozying up during fall while delivering a wicked punchline. Whether you're howling at the moon or just looking to get some laughs, this hoodie will make sure you're comfortably spooky and socially aware!
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Even Vampires Can’t Suck More Than Taxes Do - Halloween Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleevelength |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|
